what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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