I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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