38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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