OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm experimenting with sincerity
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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