brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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