You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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