just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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