you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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