Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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