I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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