so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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