...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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