I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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