my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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