I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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