ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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