what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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