I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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