its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
50% drunk capacity currently
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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