your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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