roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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