Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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