would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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