Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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