yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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