The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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