Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
A+ Viking dick
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