Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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