he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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