epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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