i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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