i already hear my dad disowning me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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