So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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