We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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