Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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