So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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