He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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