i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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