Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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