she looked like the before picture.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I want to be your penis for a week.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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