Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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