i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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