my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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