Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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