Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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Have fun and good luck.
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