College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Found the puke drawer
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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