what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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