bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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