found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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