It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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