only if we run a train.
done.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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