Kiss
Puke
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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