singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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