is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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