They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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